Ok, ladies, listen up. These are some things that I see on a day to day basis. It's pretty bad. First of all, black leggings ARE NOT REAL PANTS! Meg(h)an, I'm lookin at you. All four of you. Actually, only three of you, the fourth one has yet to commit this offence to my knowledge. I don't get why women do this. Sure, if you're wearing them under shorts or a skirt or dress, or anything that is long enough to cover your butt, that's fine. But they are not real pants. Never have been, never will be. If you want to have dark, skintight pants, I have three words for you: Dark skinny jeans. They slim you down, and you can wear them with anything. If you don't like your legs, or are a bit on the larger side, just wear bootcut or flare jeans. Flattery is key. If I can see your pink, zebra stripped underwear through it, put on a freaking skirt.
Secondly, What's with bandeaus. I don't see the point. Stop it. Now.
Why do you all wear name brand hoodies? Are they status symbols? They are just lumps of fabric with names printed one them. What's worse, there's a new faddy one every single month. WE GET IT. You have money. Now actually put some effort into outfits please. Don't whine to me that it's comfortable. I don't care.
Top buns? Where'd this come from? Ohmygod, I'm so sick of seeing these everywhere. All they do is make you look like a ballerina, accentuate your large forehead, and, just in general, look really really stupid. I was in a grocery store and saw a girl wearing a top bun. For a second, she looked like an orthodox jewish man. On a side note, why is everyone getting brass coloured highlights all of a sudden?
This rant probably attacked about 98% of the 10-29 female population. Well, guess what? I don't care. BE ORIGINAL FOR CRYIN OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!! Don't jump on some stupid trend that'll be out in a week.
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