Showing posts with label DFTBA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DFTBA. Show all posts

Tuesday, 18 December 2012

The top 5 best villains of pop culture according TO THE LORD AND MASTER (me)

Villains are more interesting than heroes. Admit it, you think so too

MY TOP 5 FAVOURITE VILLAINS

Yawn
5.  Gaston

NO ONE VERBS LIKE GASTON
 NO ONE VERBS LIKE GASTON
NO ONE MULTIPLE VERBS  IN SUCCESION LIKE GASTON
FOR THERE'S NO ONE AS ADJECTIVE AND ADJECTIVE
AS YOU SEE I'VE GOT NOUNS TO SPARE!


4.  The Joker

He is pretty much the ultimate comic book villain.







3. The daleks

EXTERMINATE









Give Bruce Willis his nose back
2. Voldemort

The dark lord.







Staring contest. Go
1. Dr. Hannibal Lector

Ok, whoever names their kid Hannibal just knows he's gonna be messed up

Tuesday, 11 December 2012

Good Omens dream cast!!!!!!!!!

A little  while ago, Neil Gaiman, god of all awesome, announced that the book Good Omens  would be made into a t.v. miniseries. This was my reaction:

ahem

DIOJUHNJKLDERHGHH X YESSSSSS!!!!!1 AHAOMYGODBLAAAAGALLTHEFEELS!

 and scene! '

so, I have complied a dream cast. Here it is.

Aziraphale: Anthony Stewart Head.
Of course it's a picture of him with a cross

He would be Perfection! Whenever I read it, he was always aziraphale in my head. He could pull off the whole snobby yet nice older british guy thing that ol' Azi has goin on.

Crowley: David Tennant.

A lot of people wanted Benedict Cumberbatch as either Aziraphale or Crowley. I will try to fit him in somewhere, although I do not think he's the guy for the main roles. David Tennant has got the goofy yet slick evil guy thing DOWN.


War: Karen Gillan

Oh Amelia Pond. You're a firey beautiful scottish redhead. Perfect for the position of motorcyclist of the apocalypse. I mean really, are there any other options?


Famine: Benedict Cumberbatch

TOLD YOU HE'D BE IN THERE DIDN'T I? He's skinny, dark haired, and has some of the best acting chops around. Therefore, he shall be famine. I DEMAND IT

Death: Christopher Lee

He was death in the Discworld miniseries.  It would be awesomesauce supreme if he reprised the roll for this. Am I right.

Newton Pulsifer: Kiren McKulkin

I know, I know, he's not british.  But he is Wallace from scott pilgrim. He would KILL IT as newt.


Anathema: Evanna Lynch


Looney looney luna.  I love her, and I think she'd be good.


Agnes Nutter: Maggie Smith


Agnes is one of the best fictional characters ever created by anybody. Maggie Smith is one of the best actresses of all time. Maggie Smith as Agnes Nutter= nerdgasm



I couldn't really find anyone for Pollution or Shadwell. As for hastur and Ligur, I was thinking will ferrel and zac galafinakes. Sorry if I spelled your name wrong Zac. The campaign was really good. if you have any suggestions for pollution or Shadwell, comment please.


ok bye

Tuesday, 4 December 2012

Why i love being nerdy

  Hello my darlings. First of all, hello to the one person in Spain, the one person in Germany, and one person in the U.K. that's checked us out. Greetings from Canadia foreigners! Anyways, it's nerd day. you know, time for nerdy stuff.

      If you believe in labels (which secretly i do) then you probably classify people. here, I classify myself. Nerd/Goth. Not a likely combo I know. But, I don't care. That's the way I am and YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT. Ok? Moving right along. We nerds, to quote John Green, god of awesome, are allowed to unironically love things.  Like, jump up and down in your seat love.

A nerdy trait is having a favorite from a certain category of something, rather than the thing it's self. Like having a favourite song off of an album.

I don't really have that much to talk about, so that's the end for me

Tuesday, 27 November 2012

Doctor Who (frik yeah)

    I. love. Doctor. who!!!!!!!!!! This is natural, as I was raised by possibly the nerdiest guy on the planet. NERDS FRIK YEAH! This is my doctor who story in a nutshell;

Favorite actor to portray the doctor: David Tennant (sigh, he's so dreamy)
favorite companion: Rose tyler
favorite monster: tie between Daleks and Angels
favorite episode: The Girl in the fireplace
favorite general character: River Song
Favorite doctor: 11


     I started watching Doctor who at around 5 years old. The first episode I ever saw, was David tennant's  first christmas special. I love the Doctor Who christmas specials. Needless to say, I was instantly addicted. To this day I watch it religiously.  There are only two other whovians in my class. This is sad. I demand more whovians I DEMAND IT!!!!!!!!!


    Amelia Pond. Easily the most attractive of all the companions (sorry Martha) and, in general, one of the best. My only problem, is that most if not all of her story is centred around wanting kids or her relationship with Rory. I'm not saying she's a bad companion.I mean, she's scottish. I'm just saying that this is making it out to be that all women want are kids.